Archive for July 15, 2006

Peanut Butter Mayhem

I was peanut-buttering my sandwich the other day when I realized that even after opening the jar days before it was so big that the peanut butter was still perfectly smooth and untouched on one side of the jar. The following is the conversation I had with myself:

Personality 0: I wonder how deep I can go before this topples over.

Personality 1: It’s not gonna topple you idiot! It’s peanut butter!

Personality 0: Well it can’t stay perfectly smooth forever. It’s going to eventually give way.

Personality 1: How so?! There’s no water in there to cause a mudslide.

Personality 0: Well there’s oil in peanut butter.

Personality 2: Will you guys shut up?! I am trying to get some sleep over here.

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