Archive for August 3, 2006

I’m Not Qualified to Make a Sandwich

Most people who know me understand that I am a big fan of Quizno’s, and not so much of that other sub making place. I have made no secret about it, but sometimes i still end up at Subway with friends.

What makes Quizno’s so superior? Is it their bread? No, it’s only marginally better. What about the toppings? Well, that’s definitely a big plus. Those unprocessed meats and cheeses are tasty. No, the reason Quizno’s rules is because they know how to make a sandwich. I mean, they really know. You don’t have to decide what stuff you want on it. No choosing among 57 different sauces. What goes with what? How the hell do I know?! At Subway, I end up picking everything I like and having a huge sub that tastes basically the same every time.

But at Quizno’s, boy, at Quizno’s you pick the sub you want, answer a couple of simple questions, and boom! You’re done. These people are trained professionals. I am just not qualified to make a sub. I mean really. I don’t know squat about it. I’m paying you for your sandwich, so you tell me what works together.

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