The other hour I was thinking about who I’d blame if I needed a scapegoat. Of course I don’t really want to get anyone in trouble, so I wanted to think of a name that I was sure no one had. Then if the bad guys (the mafia I’m assuming) wanted to go after someone, they’d try to track down this non-existent person.
So anyway, the first thing that I came up with was ‘Ignatio Fairfax’. Where that came from I don’t know. Some sort of micrometeorite probably skimmed through my brain and severed and reconnected some of my neurons and that’s what came out.
So that’s my Chris Gaines. Ignatio Fairfax. My Joey Jr. Shabado, if you will. (And you better!)
I sure hope there are no mental health professionals reading my blog, or I may have to actually start using my new alter-ego.
August 15, 2006 at 1:40 pm
“Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.”