So another [1] Talk Like a Pirate day has come and gone, and I’m feeling the post-holiday blues again. But this time the blues started before the holiday even ended! I wasn’t trying to squeeze every minute of pirate-ness out of the day. Around 2pm, I just stopped. I was done.

What could possible incite such apathy, you ask? Well I’d tell you but I just don’t care that much.

Kidding. I’ll tell you. I discovered that TLAP day was mentioned on the local radio station. Clearly anything popular enough to be mentioned by the likes of Deborah Birminghan on OZ-FM has gone far too mainstream, and I can no longer take any pleasure out of it.

So my new schtick is going to be learning Puppish.