Archive for October 13, 2006

Bring Back My Late Fees!

I’m sick of it. Sick of not paying late fees when I don’t get my DVD back on time.

Yes, you read that right. I hate the fact that I can bring back my movie whenever the hell I want and suffer no consequences. I mean, what am I, a king?

Satire aside, I’m actually serious. This lack of late fees at Blockbuster and Rogers Video has kept DVDs in people’s hands longer, and off the shelf. Just try getting a new release on a weekend. Guaranteed rental or not, you better get it mid-week and keep it late, or you can forget it.

So charge me! Make me pay that extra $2.99! Call me at all hours of the day and demand that I return your property! It’s the only way to return sanity to this industry. Won’t someone please think of the children?!

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