Like many aristocrats before me, I have decided it’s time that I commission a portrait of myself at my peak of worldliness and oh I dunno, let’s say: gumption.

While I’m not old by anyone’s definition, unless you’re 11, I’m not as young as I once was, and in order to preserve my image for future generations I decided that I would need a professional artist to produce said image. Photographs lack the heart and character that only a talented artist can produce.

At the same time, I also had portraits of my girlfriend and my kitty cat made by the same artist. In fact he was able to produce them on the same canvas. This is simply the work of genius dear readers.

So here they are, digital captures of my long-awaited portraits. Enjoy.