Halloween Hijinx

Once again it’s Halloween. That time of year when a young man’s thoughts turn to sweet and salty snacks, or possibly getting the crap scared out of him. Oh, girls too. So every year I try to keep a count of how many kids that come to the house. I usually lose track after a while. This year, I’m keeping notes. So here they are:

6 girls

1 boy (clearly this one has no friends)

2 girls

1 girl (she should have gone with the first lonely kid)

3 boys

2 girls, 2 boys

1 child of indeterminate sex (hermaphrodite? Doubtful)

6 more with masks on

At this point I stopped caring. I think half of that was because I was distracted by eating the snacks I was supposed to be giving to these little ghosts and goblins.

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