Archive for November 29, 2006

“Post-Post Regret”

Angus says:
it’s true!
Earl says:
what is?
Angus says:
your [latest] blog [article]
Earl says:
yeah it’s true ain’t it
Earl says:
i could have done a better job with the article though
Earl says:
ah well, fuck it
Angus says:
post-post regret
Earl says:
[hey,] there’s an article there
Earl says:
“post-post regret”… it’s like a seinfeld-ism in blog form
Earl says:
a “blogism”
Earl says:
which itself is a blogism…
Earl says:
[damn,] i think i just had a stroke

Christmas… Tis The Season You Can Buy Anything (Without Embarassment) Fa La La La La La La La La

Hmmm…. It seems I made the title of this post so long there’s little left to explain. But in case you don’t get it, this is the one time of year you can go into any store and buy anything, without getting any weird looks from the cashiers. (I know, I know, you may actually like those weird looks, you masochist you.)

So what do you want to buy? A year’s supply of Depends? Understandable. I’m lazy too.

Or maybe that complete set of Star Wars action figures or that Dora the Explorer talking play set you plan to hide under your couch? If those are sold out, you can always buy one of those dolls that pees when you pour water down its gullet.

That box of extra-small condoms you wanted? No problem. Buy ‘em under the guise of a gift for a friend. A poor, unfortunate friend.

Alright I think you get the point. And this article’s kind of run out of steam.

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