Hmmm…. It seems I made the title of this post so long there’s little left to explain. But in case you don’t get it, this is the one time of year you can go into any store and buy anything, without getting any weird looks from the cashiers. (I know, I know, you may actually like those weird looks, you masochist you.)
So what do you want to buy? A year’s supply of Depends? Understandable. I’m lazy too.
Or maybe that complete set of Star Wars action figures or that Dora the Explorer talking play set you plan to hide under your couch? If those are sold out, you can always buy one of those dolls that pees when you pour water down its gullet.
That box of extra-small condoms you wanted? No problem. Buy ‘em under the guise of a gift for a friend. A poor, unfortunate friend.
Alright I think you get the point. And this article’s kind of run out of steam.
December 5, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Don’t forget those teethbrushes, which sing opera when you wash your teeth.