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December 11, 2006 by ignatiof.
Dear Specialist,
Peanut Butter Jar recently presented with pain in his extremities and soreness on his right… uhh… flat area. I have neither the expertise nor the desire to treat a 4-lb tub of processed sandwich spread, but he does need help badly. I am afraid that the mole I found on his skin could be cancerous.
I have attached a picture of Mr. Jar to this letter. You can see for yourself how bad the damage is. I urge you to make the time to fit him into your cupboard. Sorry, I mean schedule. I’d erase that part and re-type it, but then it wouldn’t be as funny.
Warmest Regards,
Generalist
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December 11, 2006 by ignatiof.
Season 2 of the Peanut Butter show is coming soon. Set your VCRs!
Bonus points if you can figure out why the article is called ‘Lead’.
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