February 8, 2007 by ignatiof.

Our hero, Mr. Peanut Butter Jar came home from the hospital today after his life-saving surgery, to a whole shelf full of condiment friends. Here is a picture of them waiting patiently. It was quite the spread.

That’s his girlfriend Ms. Berry Jam in the front. There were rumours that she was getting it on with a jar of pickles while Mr. Jar was away, but those rumours were totally unsubstantiated.

Here is the happy couple together again. If you think about it, it’s amazing how the welcome mat looks nothing like the operating table. (I apologize that this picture is a bit cheesy.)

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February 8, 2007 by ignatiof.

Time for a recap of the popularity ratings of current shows according to Nielsens:

1. Grey’s Anatomy

2. Mugging

3. House

…

Last - 2. The O.C.

Last - 1. America’s Funniest Home Videos

Last. Fear Factor

And somehow, one show managed to rate even lower than the lowest possible rating:

Last + 1. The Peanut Butter Show

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February 8, 2007 by ignatiof.

I usually try to write articles that are funny, or at least good for a laugh, or satirical or sarcastic, ludicrous, or ironic, or something. I have pretty low standards when it comes to my writing, but occasionally, I will toss an article. It hurts. All that blood and those tears that I pour into the writing and it ends up down the drain. In fact I just dumped one tonight. It was going to be about the phonetic alphabet - you know, that military “alpha bravo charlie” thing. But I couldn’t get it to work right, and there are other articles around the internets that have done it before. I’m nothing if not unique.

My content standards are so low that if Angus were reviewing and approving my articles, I’d still be working on my first entry.

So what is the theme of my blog? That’s right, you guessed it - non-poisonous European frogs.

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