I should have posted this yesterday I suppose, but ah shag it, it’s still good… (oh, and this is heavily paraphrased in places.)

Angus: Any big plans for Valentine’s day?

Ignatio: Gonna stroke it to some porn.

Angus: Uhhh…

Ignatio: Oh shoot, sorry, I must have gotten me confused with you. I got a big romantic night planned with my sweetie.

Angus: (unintelligible ‘comeback’)

Ignatio: You really need a woman. Or a man… or hell, even a blow up doll.