Archive for May 11, 2007

Drug Theory

I’ve come to the conclusion that the number of prescription medications you take is equal to the number of the decade you’re living in. In other words, if you’re under 10, you have 1 medication, 10-19 and you have 2 medications, etc. By the time you get to 80 years old, you’re taking 9 things. If you’re a man, heart pills and Viagra make up 6 of them.

I should be on 4… I’ll have to go see my doctor and get some prescriptions.

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