Perhaps you’ve heard of ‘i18n’, an abbreviation for internationalization. Well I’ve come up with a new abbreviation: m10n, which I encourage you to use in place of the word masturbation. For the uninitiated, that’s m, followed by 10 letters, then n. Why abbreviate it? Because it’s too hard to type. Especially with one hand. There you go, my contribution to western civilization.

Oh and by the way, this is exclusively a gift to you. I would never need to use the word myself of course.