I’m a Sweater

I’ve become a sweater sometime in the past couple of years. Before that I had never been a sweater. I know what you’re thinking, and no I’ve never been a t-shirt either.

Alas, I’m talking about how much I sweat. I used to be able to exercise for hours and not break much of a sweat. I could never understand how some guys’ shirts would be totally wet. Well now, I’m one of those guys. This extra layer of fat I’m carrying, while helping stave off famine, is causing me to sweat very easily. I can’t even walk from the couch to the fridge without my back turning into the Thames.

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