November 12, 2007 by ignatiof.

You might hear any of the following at among delegates at a gastroenterologists’ convention:

• Up yours!
• I gave yo’ mamma a complimentary colonscopy last night!
• I saw a picture of your intestinal fortitude on a milk carton!
• Bring it, asshole!
• You should give up this business before the shit hits the fan.

I admit it. I’ve sunken to a new low.

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November 12, 2007 by ignatiof.

Compare these two quotes from George W. Bush, US president, and Miss Teen South Carolina, and decide for yourself who should run the country.

Bush:

“Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There’s a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It’s kind of muddled.”

Miss Teen S.C.:

“I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh…people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and…I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our…”

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