Archive for December 5, 2007

Invisibility

Unlike Batman, I have a superpower. It’s the power of invisibility. In fact, you probably have it too, if you’re over 25. When I was in high school, I couldn’t walk alone anywhere near a gaggle of teenagers without some sort of abuse. I’m talking name calling, throwing things, mooning, etc. These days though, I can walk right through a gaggle of teens and they won’t even see me. I can wave my hand in front of their eyes and they act as if I’m not even there. It’s an awesome power. Use it wisely.

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