This is one of my personal favourite misheard lyrics. And by personal favourite, of course, I mean it’s just one that happened to pop into my head earlier today. In the song ‘Black on Black II’ by Heart, there’s a lyric that goes like this:

‘Ice and fire counteract’

which my perverted brain keeps hearing as:

‘Ice and fire get erect’

Not sure how that would work exactly, but hey, I didn’t write the thing.