April 29, 2008 by ignatiof.

I have been trying to remember if C3P0 is in pieces in every one of the 6 Star Wars movies, but I can’t remember if anything happened to him in Revenge of the Sith. I guess I haven’t watched it enough yet. Another dozen times oughta do it. Here’s the other ones:

1. The Phantom Menace - Anakin turns on C3P0 but he is missing an eye, which Anakin plugs in.
2. Attack of the Clones - He gets parts swapped with a battle droid.
3. Revenge of the Sith - ?
4. A New Hope - Has his arm removed by a Tusken Raider.
5. The Empire Strikes Back - Gets blowed up and Chewbacca carts him around in a box.
6. Return of the Jedi - Coming full circle, Jabba’s rat friend pulls out an eye.

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April 29, 2008 by ignatiof.

Last night, I dreamed that my brother and I were getting married.

To each other…

I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that), and I certainly don’t practice incest. Incest - there’s definitely something wrong with that. Sure it may be all fun and games at first. But then someone gains an arm. You could argue that there’s some potential evolutionary advantage to a third arm, but good luck trying to convince anyone.

In fact, the only time I can think of when incest is socially acceptable is when there is no society to speak of - i.e. you and your relative are the last two people in existence. Why you didn’t hide in your bomb shelter with Jessica Alba instead of your sister is beyond me. She would make a much better mother to all of humanity than your sister (unless you are Jessica’s brother).

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