What a Piece of Shit
Most writers would use a title like ‘Very Low Caliber’ or something else with a lame pun to describe just how bad the Dodge Caliber is. I am not one of those writers.
It was very hard to find things to like about that car when I had it as a rental last month. Here’s the short list:
- The gauge cluster looks nice in white
- There is a hole in the passenger’s head restraint so you can grab something other than your girlfriend’s breasts when backing up. (They don’t like that.)
Everything else about the Caliber needs improvement.
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July 10, 2008 at 3:50 pm
No, you’re just the type of writer who would work his girlfriend’s breasts into a piece about a car. (I don’t like that.)
July 10, 2008 at 5:57 pm
“There is a hole in the passenger’s head restraint so you can grab something other than your girlfriend’s breasts when backing up. (They don’t like that.)”
They meaning the breasts?