April 29, 2008 by ignatiof.

Last night, I dreamed that my brother and I were getting married.

To each other…

I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that), and I certainly don’t practice incest. Incest - there’s definitely something wrong with that. Sure it may be all fun and games at first. But then someone gains an arm. You could argue that there’s some potential evolutionary advantage to a third arm, but good luck trying to convince anyone.

In fact, the only time I can think of when incest is socially acceptable is when there is no society to speak of - i.e. you and your relative are the last two people in existence. Why you didn’t hide in your bomb shelter with Jessica Alba instead of your sister is beyond me. She would make a much better mother to all of humanity than your sister (unless you are Jessica’s brother).

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December 13, 2007 by ignatiof.

I had a strange dream again last night. I have strange dreams every night, so I figure it’s time I started sharing them with the world. Some people think your dreams have significant meaning and can be interpreted in ways that can give insight into your life or help you wish your problems. I am not one of those people.

Last night I dreamt that the Russians were having difficulty broadcasting high definition television, so as a stop-gap measure they prerecorded the hi-def TV on optical discs and send them into space to be played on an orbital Blu-Ray machine.

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